Friday, 13 January 2006

Celebrity Progeny Of The Hollywood Stars
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: Baby Boom
I don't really care much about Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt. They've made some ok movies but nothing really earth shaking. If you've seen either Troy (Pitt) or Alexander (Jolie) you would know that aside from good looks and the ability to memorize script, they really don't bring anything to the table. (Yeah they got Oscar nominations, but only one win between them.) If you remember, and its hard not to, the media spent most of last year talking about the movie they made together (Mr and Mrs Smith, which wasn't all that great), and whether nor not they were sharing each others airspace. Eventually we find out they must have been sharing things other than airspace, cause Angelina now has a bun in the oven. Joy to the world! (I'll get around to a celebration, I promise.)



This isn't the only baby news of the week though. If you follow WWE like I do (and you might agree with me how dumb it's become) you would know that Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, daughter of Vince, is also with child.



So what does one have to do with the other? Other than a baby, not much, but I figured its a little fun I can have with the blog. Let's see what our candidates for parents of the year have in common.



Stephanie and Triple H (Hunter Hearst Hemlsley to non WWE fans):

Married?: Yes.

Potentially Scary Body Part To Inherit: Hunters nose. Seriously, look at that thing.

Will kid be well off?: Yes! Soon to be two time grandpa Vince runs multi-million dollar business, so unless he/she is rebellious - kids already born with a cushy job.

Potential Names: Vince, Linda, maybe not Eric.





















Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie:

Married?: No, but it may or may not be in the future. Consult your tabloid of choice for "breaking news".

Potentially Scary Body Part To Inherit: Angelinas lips, if they are real, but buy a lot of baby lip balm and chapstick just in case.

Will kid be well off?: Unless mommy and daddy have a few stink bombs movie-wise, the kid should be all set. Hopefully he won't have to get a job wearing a chicken suit. Plus the baby will have siblings to play with.

Potential names: Lets see, Pineapple, Chevette.... oh real names? Jon. Jamie. Armand Hammur Pitt maybe?

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Updated: Saturday, 14 January 2006 1:51 AM EST

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