Written By: Naomi Vaughn (vonfam@ionet.net) (This is written as if the ep where Charlie finds his dad never happened.This is a crossover with Caroline in the city)

[Scene: The streets of New York. Charlie is rollerblading, when he comes around a corner and runs into a lady]

CHARLIE: OH! I am soo sorry...[as Charlie is helping the lady up we now find out that it is Chandler’s mom, Nora Bing.]
NORA: Oh, it’s alright...I’m fine...
[Charlie suddenly gets excited] Mom..??
[Chandler’s mom looks uncomfortable] Um, no, dear...you must have the wrong person...
CHARLIE: Oh...so you didn’t leave a beautiful baby boy on the steps of a church...?
[Chandler’s mom goes pale]...Charlie...?
CHARLIE: Mom!! [They embrace]

[Scene: Joey and Chandlers apartment. Chandler just got home. Joey looks upset.]
JOEY: Chan, we have to get rid of Yasmine and the Duck...
CHANDLER: What?! Why?! Not Yasmine!!
JOEY: They found out. Apparently we’re not allowed to have ducks and chicks in the building.
CHANDLER: Oh, no!
JOEY: What are we going to do?
CHANDLER: What if we just hide them. It’s not as if the super actually stops by or anything.
JOEY: That’s just it. He’s gonna inspect our apartment at 5 to make sure they’re gone.
CHANDLER: Oh. Mon! What if we leave them at Monica and Rachels?

[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s Apartment. Chandler and Joey have just asked Monica if they could leave Yasmine and the Duck there.]

MONICA: NO, NO, NO!! I do not want ducks and chicks in my apartment!
CHANDLER AND JOEY: But...but...
MONICA: NO!!
[Chandler and Joey put on their best puppy dog faces.] Please?
MONICA: Oh, alright! But just for ONE night!!
CHANDLER: Thanks!!
[Joey and Chandler run out of the apartment.]

[Scene: Chandler’s mom and Charlie at Remo’s.]

NORA: Oh, Charlie! I can’t believe it’s really you.
CHARLIE: Do I have any brothers or sisters?
NORA: A brother. Chandler. He lives right down the street. We’ll have to go stop by. He’ll be so surprised!
CHARLIE: Cool!
REMO: Hello Charlie.
CHARLIE: Remo, I’d like you to meet my mom!
REMO: Well, It’s a pleasure to meet you... [Remo kisses her hand.]
NORA: The pleasures all mine...
[Caroline and Annie enter.]
CAROLINE: Hi Charlie!
CHARLIE: Caroline! Annie!! This is my mom!!
ANNIE: Oh my god!
CAROLINE: Wow, Charlie! How did you find each other? NORA: We ran into eachother on the street-
CHARLIE: And I asked her if she left a beautiful baby boy on the steps of a church-
NORA: And I said yes.
CHARLIE: And I have a brother!
ANNIE: That I’d like to see.
NORA: Charlie, do you want to go see him now?
CHARLIE:Sure! Caroline, Annie, want to come?
ANNIE: Sure- [Caroline shoves Annie.]
CAROLINE: Charlie, I think this is something you should do alone. Me and Annie can meet him later.
CHARLIE: Okay, your loss. C’mon mom. Let’s go!
NORA: Nice meeting you girls. And you, Remo...
[Charlie and Chandler’s mom leave.]
ANNIE: Why’d you hit me?
CAROLINE: Annie! He needs to meet him first! Who knows how he may respond.
ANNIE: But he may be cute...or single...
CAROLINE: Annie!
ANNIE: What?!

[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s. They just got back from dropping the duck and chick off at Monica’s. There’s a knock at the door.]

CHANDLER: Mom! Hi...
NORA: Hi Chandler...can I come in?
CHANDLER: Uh...yeah, sure.
[Chandler’s mom enters the apartment, followed by Charlie on rollerblades.]
CHANDLER: Oh, wow. But I really wanted a puppy.
CHARLIE: Hi brother!! [Charlie goes to Chandler to hug him, and Chandler jumps out of the way sending Charlie into the recliner next to Joey.]
JOEY: Hey.
CHARLIE: Hi.
CHANDLER: Bu huh?!
NORA: Maybe you should sit down...
CHANDLER: Standing...I am standing...standing is good...standing..
NORA: Chandler, this is your brother, Charlie...
JOEY: Woah, cool!
CHANDLER: And we’re sitting! [Chandler goes over to the couch. Chandler’s mom follows and sits next to him.]
NORA: Chandler...it was so long ago. Me and your father were having problems, as you may know, and, well, we just couldn’t handle another baby then. But, today, I was walking down the street when Charlie ran into me, and asked me if I was his mom-
CHANDLER(to Charlie): You actually asked her that?!
NORA: Chandler is doesn’t matter why he asked me, the only thing that matters is that he’s here...now.
CHANDLER: So, I have a brother now...I guess that’s kinda cool...
[Charlie perks up.] Hey! Wanna meet the gang?
CHARLIE: Sorry...I’m not like that... [Chandler looks confused.]
CHANDLER: Oh...no. Not that kind of gang. My friends that I hang out with alot.
CHARLIE: OH, okay. Sure, bro! [Charlie puts his arm around Chandler.]
CHANDLER: Okay! Not comfortable with the arm! [Charlie takes his arm away.]
CHARLIE: Sorry...Chandler.
CHANDLER: C’mon, let’s go. [Chandler leaves for Monica and Rachel’s with Charlie.]

[Scene: Monica and Rachels. Monica’s making cookies. Rachel’s on the couch, with the chick. Chandler enters, followed by Charlie.]

CHANDLER: Hey.
CHARLIE: Hello people...
RACHEL AND MONICA: Hi!
MONICA: Who’s your friend?
CHANDLER: This is Charlie...my brother. [Monica and Rachel are visibly shocked.] Charlie, this is Monica, and Rachel.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Your brother?!
CHARLIE: Why hello...[he skates over to Rachel and she looks flattered till she sees that he only wanted to play with Yasmine. Rachel hands the chick to Charlie.]
CHANDLER: Yeah. My mom and him ran into eachother...this morning, and she brought him to my apartment not too long ago. Apparently she left him on the steps of a church when he was a baby...
RACHEL: That’s so sad...[We see Charlie chasing the Duck around the apartment.] so sad.
MONICA: That’s so cool! [Rachel gives her a look.] That you have a brother I mean.
CHANDLER: Yeah. Next to him...suddenly I’m not so strange. [Joey comes running in.]
JOEY: Chandler it’s 5! You should probably come over there so he doesn’t come over here.
CHANDLER: Yeah, sure, okay, um, (to Monica and Rachel) would you guys...watch him?
RACHEL: Huh? Oh, yeah, sure.
CHANDLER: Okay, thanks. [We hear a banging on Chandler and Joey’s door. ]
JOEY: OH, that’s him!! [Chandler and Joey come sprinting out of the apartment right as the super was about to knock on Monica and Rachel’s.]
CHANDLER and JOEY: Hi! [The super looks suspicious.]
CHANDLER: Do you want to check our apartment-[we hear quaking from Monica and Rachels. Chandler and Joey try and cover it up by quaking. The super runs into Monica and Rachel’s apartment. ]
SUPER: AH HA!! I knew it!! I’m taking them with me and i’ll be done with them once and for all!!
CHANDLER: NO. Um, um, my, uh, brother here is taking them!
SUPER: Is this true?
CHARLIE: Yes, sir. This is my duck and chick..
SUPER: Oh allright! I’ll get you next time, Bing! [The Super leaves.]
CHANDLER: Whew! Thanks, Charlie! I’ll go ahead and take them back to my apartmant now.
CHARLIE: Uh uh, I don’t think so. They’re mine now.
CHANDLER: Are not!
CHARLIE: Are too!!
CHANDLER: Are not!!
CHARLIE: Are too!!! [ Monica whistles really loud. Chander and Charlie freeze.]
MONICA: NOW, you can keep acting like a couple of 4 year olds, or we can handle this like mature adults...
CHANDLER: Yeah...I guess you’re right...
MONICA: Thank you, now-
CHANDLER: MINE!! [Grabs Yasmine and the Duck and runs out of the apartment.]
CHARLIE: HEY!!! [Rollerblades after him.]

[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s apartment. Chandler is on one of the recliners, and is holding the chick above his head. Charlie is trying to get the the chick from Chandler.]

CHANDLER: Get away you big freak!!
CHARLIE: I want my chick!! [Chandler’s mom enters.]
NORA: BOYS!!! [Chandler and Charlie freeze.] What is going on here?!
[Chandler and Charlie both start yelling at the same time.] STOP IT!!
[They’re quiet.] Now, Chandler, what’s going on?
CHANDLER: Well, MOM, he’s trying to take Yasmine and my Duck-
CHARLIE: They’re MINE!!
CHANDLER: Are not!!
CHARLIE: Are too!!
CHANDLER: Are-
NORA: QUIET!!! Chandler, give me the chick.
CHANDLER: But, mom-
NORA: Now, Chandler! [Chandler hands her the chick.] Now, Charlie, what’s going on here?
CHARLIE: Well, MOM, we were at Monica and Rachel’s- [Charlie’s beeper goes off. It’s from Del.] Oh, can I use your phone?
CHANDLER: Yeah, sure. [Charlie calls Del back. They talk for a moment, then Charlie hangs up.]
CHARLIE: He wants me to meet him about some new greeting cards...OH, Chandler, wanna come along? You can meet Caroline and Annie too.
CHANDLER: What about my chick and duck?
CHARLIE: Later. Right now I’ve got to go. Del has a meeting in the morning, and he needs the new ideas now. So, do want to or not?
CHANDLER: Sure, I guess. [Charlie heads for the door.] Bye mom.
CHARLIE: Bye Mom!!
NORA: Bye boys...and behave! [Chandler leaves with Charlie.]

[Scene: Caroline’s Apartment. Annie and Del are there. Charlie comes rolling in, followed by Chandler.]

CHARLIE: Hello! Caroline, Annie, Del, this is my brother, Chandler...
CHANDLER: Hi.
DEL: Woah! Charlie, your brother? Are you sure? When did this happen?
CHARLIE: This morning I ran into my mom on the street, and now I have a brother.
CAROLINE: It’s so nice to meet you.
ANNIE: Have we met before...?
CHANDLER: I don’t think so, but you do look familiar...
DEL: That’s so cool. But anyway, let’s get down to buisness...[Charlie and Del go over to Caroline and Ricards desk to talk buisness. Caroline, Annie, and Chandler are talking when Richard enters. He goes straight to his desk, and sits down to work.]
CAROLINE: Richard...this is Chandler. He’s Charlie’s brother. Chandler, this is Richard. He works with me.
CHANDLER: Hey. [Richard looks at him, than back at Caroline.]
RICHARD: Are there more?
CAROLINE: No..
RICHARD: Thank god.
CHANDLER: Nice to meet you too.
ANNIE: Ignore him. Everyone else does.
CHANDLER: So...you wanna have dinner sometime?
ANNIE: With you?
CHANDLER: Uh, yeah...
ANNIE: Sure.
CHANDLER: Cool, well, I’ll call ya.
CHARLIE: Chandler, I’m done. Wanna go to something?
CHANDLER: Yeah, sure.
CHARLIE: Okay, let’s go.
CAROLINE: Nice meeting you, Chandler.
CHANDLER: You too, Caroline, and you Annie...I’ll talk to you later...
ANNIE: I look forward to it.
CHANDLER and CHARLIE: Bye. [They leave.]
ANNIE: Oh, he’s so cute!
CAROLINE: So, what’s the deal with you two?
ANNIE: We’re goin’ out!
CAROLINE: Wow, so soon. You sure? I mean, he IS Charlie’s brother...
ANNIE: So..?
CAROLINE: C’mon, Annie. Think about it!
ANNIE: Oh, alright! I know, but there’s just something about him.
[We see Chandler and Charlie having fun in the city.]

[Scene: Joey and Chandler’s apartment. Charlie and Chandler are sitting in the recliners....watching Baywatch. Joey enters.]

JOEY: Hey, Chandler....Charlie.
CHANDLER and CHARLIE: Hey.
JOEY: Um, Charlie, that’s my chair..
CHANDLER: It’s okay, Charlie. Joey, c’mon, you can sit somewhere else.
JOEY: Yeah. Yeah. I’m gonna do something about this. [Joey leaves.]
CHARLIE: What’s with him?
CHANDLER: Who knows. Oh, look! The ship crashed into that rock!! Run, Yasmine, run!!