Beyond Friends Episode Ninety One "Explain It All Away"


Friends Guest
David Schwimmer as Ross

Special Guest
Demi and Bruce as Alison and Wesley


"Heartbeat"


"Ross you know nothing happened between me and Chandler when we were stranded out there." Rachel spoke quietly looking up.
"Then why do I got this aching part of my gut that tells me something more than what you are telling me happened out there?" Ross said.
"I don't know, you were fine until the baby scare." Rachel stopped. "Oh my god. You think Chandler and me were together out there, didnt you?"
"Thats a good way to put it." Ross said.
"What do you think happened? Eh?" Rachel asked. "Maybe it went like this..."

The "Account"

Chandler and Rachel looked into each others eyes.
"I need you." Rachel said. "Ever more than than I ever needed Ross." She kissed him on the cheek.
"This isnt the most romantic of settings." Chandler said as he kissed her back.
"Relax, we can pretend we're in a fanta-suite." Rachel said as they continued to kiss. Rachel helped Chandler take his shirt off.

"Stop it!" Ross said covering his ears.
"What? Should I go on? Don't you want me to go on?" Rachel teased.
"Thats not what happened! I know it!" He said taking his hands off his ears. "I want you to tell me what happened! Seriously."
"Okay." Rachel said. "This is what happened."

Chandler and Rachel looked into each others eyes.
"Don't move." Chandler said.
"What?" She asked.
"You have a bat in your hair." Chandler said.
"Oh my god!" Rachel said.
"Be calm...." He said.
Rachel was anything but calm as she jumped off the bed.
"Oh god its gonna bite me on the head and give me rabies! I'm gonna be Cujo two!" She freaked.
"Stand still." He took his shirt off. He wrapped it around Rachels head, taking the bat off with it. He ran over to the door and shook it out of his shirt. The bat made a weird squealing sound as it flew away.
"Oh my god." Rachel said. "Ok add this to the list of reasons to why I won't ever live in the country."
"You'll be fine." Chandler said. "Whats this red stuff on your head though?"
"WHAT??" Rachel said putting her hands on her head.
"Just kidding."

"And thats what happened. What REALLY happened." Rachel said.
"Why did you wonder if you pregnant then?" Ross asked.
"I dunno. I was sick, I got a little worried." Rachel said.
"Ok." Ross said. "I believe you."
"I hope so." Rachel said. "I don't know what I would do if you didn't. We seem to be at a standstill right now."
"I know." Ross said.
"Oh, I gotta go. I left Phoebe down in the limo. We're gonna go look at yard sales for the rest of the day. She knows where we can get a deal on a futon." Rachel kissed Ross on the cheek. "See you later."
"Bye." Ross said. He waited till Rachel left the apartment then dug out a phone book. He found the number he was looking for and he dialed.

The office

Chandler was getting ready to go as Wesley intercepted him in the hallway.
"Hey." He said. "I got to ask you a favor." Wesley said.
"What?" Chandler asked.
"I know you start your vacation tomorrow but could you be a peach and go to the ob/gyn with Alison tomorrow."
"Gee, I thought this Daddy stuff was your territory." Chandler said as they walked together down the hall. "How'd you get here so fast, and why couldn't you have asked me this at lunch."
"I'm sorry it just came up. I have a meeting I just can't miss tomorrow. It has something to do with being the boss. I don't know." He explained. "Please can you do it just this once for me?"
"Well..."
Wesley got down on one knee.
"You're not asking me to marry you are you?" Chandler asked slyly.
"Forget Bing, you are so not my type is not funny." Wesley noted. "Please do this?"
"Ok, sure. I can never resist a man who begs." Chandler said. Wesley moved to get up. "Not yet. I want you to hear you sing Danny Boy." Wesley frowned at Chandler.
"Ok get up. People will think we're strange." Chandler said as Wesley got up.
"They already do." He said. "Didn't you know that?"
"What time is the appointment?"

10:00

Chandler drove over to Alisons place to pick her up at nine thirty. He had met Rachel and Phoebe on the way. They were at another one of their yard sales. Day two of looking for the futon.
"We'll just keep looking." Rachel said. "Unless you know someone with a futon too." She said sarcastically.
"At my workplace we probably got a dozen of people with em." He responded. Chandler got Alison to her appointment on time. As they sat in the waiting room, they looked at the walls.
"What do you think will happen?" She asked.
"Nothing. I mean nothing bad." Chandler assured her.
She smiled.
"Ms David the doctor is ready for you." The nurse poked her head out the door. Chandler started to follow her in. The nurse stopped him.
"She needs to change first." She said, handing Allison a flimsy looking night shirt and pants. "Then your husband can join you." She said to Allison.
"I'm not her husband." Chandler reminded her.
"Oh, its one of those things?" The nurse asked.
"What? No. I'm her friend. Her husband is at work today and he asked me to come with her." Chandler explained to the nurse.
"Oh ok." She said.
Chandler waited for a couple seconds then was allowed into see her.
"How are you?" He asked.
"Pretty good." Alison said. "It's too soon for any kind of pre natal stuff."
"True. Must be normal stuff." Chandler said as the doctor entered the room.
"Ok Alison we're gonna run a small ultrasound on you today. Just to see if everything is starting out like it should." Alison laid back a the doctor pulled her shirt up to her ribcage. He then ran a scanner like device over her. "I think you might be interested in this." He said to Chandler. "Look at the screen." On it, there was something hard to see but then as they looked closer they could see signs of life.
"Wow." Alison said amazed. "Thats in me?"
The doctor nodded.
"I can see the family resemblance already." Chandler said looking at it.
"Wow. I'm really a mother arent I?" She smiled.
"Yep." Chandler said. "Unbelievable isnt it?"
Chandler drove Allison home. Then he made a u-turn to his place. He drove along for a couple of minutes. He happened to drive past Ross and Rachels place. Rachel wasnt home yet. But Ross was outside talking to a woman Chandler had never seen before. He drove by slowly, then accelerated to speed past by him without anyone seeing him.
"Whos that woman?" Chandler asked himself looking in the rearview mirror. Ross handed her an envelope. "And whats is she doing with Ross?"